Another Special guest For Barney
Barney: Well boys and girls this week we'll be having another celebrity guest, against my will I might add. Let's hope this week turns out a little better than last week..Ouch! This week's guest will be Olympic skater, Tanya Harding!
Tanya: Thanks, Barney. I'm really glad to be on the show. I was sorry to hear what happened when Loriena was on, how did that turn out?
Barney: Not as well as I would have hoped. I now have to learn to use the potty while sitting down.
Tanya: I'm sorry to hear your past guest was so mean to you. But I heard that you said some things that weren't very nice. I hope we get aloge better than that!
Barney: Well that was another guest and another week. Let's talk about you. Can you tell the boys and girls what it was like to go and win a metal?
Tanya: Actually, I didn't win any metals. It was fun to go to the olympics though. I had a lot of fun.
Barney: I'm sorry, I fogot you didn't win. It was something about your skate laces. Who did win a metal for the US?
Tanya: Nancy Kerrigan.
Barney: wasn't she the nice girl that you hired someone to kill?
Tanya: No!
Barney: Didn't people go to jail for that?
Tanya: Yes, but-
Barney: It's a good thing that only her knee got hurt. Why did you try to hurt her? Are you so bad you think you have to kill your competition?
Tanya: I'm good!
Barney: Get real! you didn't even get the bronze. You suck.
Tanya: I do not! I'm a good skater!
Barney: Oh, I wasn't talking about your skating. I was referring to the wedding night video your ex-husband sold. You did some really weird stuff. Even weirder than seeing your big butt in skimpy skating ofits. we have a clip. Would you like to tell us what's happening in this scene?
Tanya: You're dead you purple demon! Nancy hired you, didn't she?!
Barney: No, calm down. Where did that crowbar come from? I don't think you should do....OU-uuu-uuu!!!
Barney: Boys and girls, I have to go see the nurse. Why don't you sing the new theme song? Ow, I don't feel so good.
All: I love you, you love me, Tanya got into a fight with Barney. With lots of spilled blood and a shattered knee, Barney's a sorry sight to see!
Tanya: Next week Hillary Clinton will talk about health care and white water, so stay tuned!
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