Name: Jen
Age: 18
Gender: Female
Date Of Birth: December 23, 1986
Siblingz: 4 sisterz, 3 brotherz
Status:going to be taken, so everyone back off...
Dislikez: cheaterz, liarz, idiotz, people who talk like "hu, mi, [you get the idea]", people who don't get it, old pervertz, fakerz, 2 faced people, people who get mad for nothing lol, people who DO NOT HAVE A REASON to be mad at me or accuse me of something, whores[sorry to most of you gurlz =D], people who take it too far, people who talk too much, boring people =\, haterz, lil boyz, raisins[did i spell that right?]-shrug-, roleplayerz, toooooo much sugar[bleh], Bush[hehe sorry], weird looking things, annoying people, boring people, people who expect something from me, people who hate me, people who can't handle what I have to say, people who don't add some logic to their own comeback/statement/comment. I don't like cake. I don't like picturez. I hate to be pushed. =)i have a LOT more but can't fit it on 1 page can i?
Likez: hot ass men[see how it'z said as men instead of boyz, get it straight], mah guy friendz[-wink-], skittlez, m&mz, my girlfriendz, my sistaz n brothaz, dancing, singin, drawin, swimming, cooking, cleaning[yeah i like to be clean k?Weird you say?Well check out the debris on your bedroom floor you call 'dust' =)], Usher, my site, gifts, kissez, hugz, sex? =), online friendz, cookiez, music, laughing, smiling, being goofy, being weird and not caring about what other people say..., my friendz Josie and Neil, my house, my family, God, jewelry [diamond: every girl'z/woman'z best friend], moviez, going out to the moviez, Manhatten, and hmmz a lot of other thingz and can't fit on the page =D
Someone I Would Like To Meet I would like to meet someone that doesn't exist. This person will never satisfy my needz. The fact that this person doesn't exist disablez anyone'z ability to fulfill my desirez. I have met someone who did love me, and I loved back. You don't need to know him because I'm positive that most people don't use their real namez so they obviously dislike their own identity being exposed. I would say that he has made me so happy, the only time he got me pissed, mad, upset, frustrated, and made me cry for 2 dayz...is when he moved. I got over it as soon as he called me and decided for us to hang out on weekendz. *Yay!* I became glad and happy again, although all I could have from him is his voice when we're on the phone. It'z alright though, we both moved on and I've met someone who might temporarily fulfill my desirez. You don't need to know his name. Well the person I would like to meet that is in my own dreamz, is a man who can be honest with me, smile and laugh with me, feel the happyness I feel when we're together, be glad of what is around him, to be happy with what he has. He is someone that is hispanic, short curly black hair, wearz nice shadez, tall, built, preferably a 6 pack..., nice manicure, beautiful intense brown/green/hazel eyez, and a heart melting smile...that can keep you floating for weekz, and his voice: dark but gentle. See this man doesn't exist does he? Lmao. It'z okay...it is just my dream man. The men who live here on the contrary don't have the traitz and great appearance, these men can't handle a woman saying "don't" and "stop" unless you put it together [yes it is a quote], and these men would move from woman to woman [yeah when a car breakz down, you quickly move on to the next? *man* I see you as driving in a limo *me* -blinkz-], these men will leave a good friend for a super model [why would you lose someone who might not forgive you again but will keep in touch with you, for a person that is anorexic and can barely lift a finger up to hate you forever and embarrass you], men would rather be there for a girl who has been robbed than for a girl who is in a hospital being shot by the robber..., men who aren't as sweet as they used to be anymore..................of course I like tough, but you can't own any priceless treasurez if you're alwayz going to break it...Like I said...no man in the world is worth it anymore...."So many guyz, so few I like, most may lie, but there will be one I will like."
Style: Hot Puerto Rican Princess =]
About Me: My real first name is Iris, I just go by my middle name so yeah. I was born in San Lorenzo, Puerto Rico, and at 2 years old I came to the U.S. Now I live in upstate New York for about 2 years now and 2005 being the 3rd. I used to live down in the city. 1 year in Manhatten, 3 in the Bronx, and the rest of my years in Brooklyn. I lived good years cuz I've been respected =D. I'm a very sexy bitch when I want to be =). I have a 2 year old dog named Scotty. I have 4 sisterz and 3 brotherz as you have read in one of the questionz thingie. I live with my aunt and uncle here. My parents are still in Puerto Rico so they will come when they do =). I'm camera shy, smart, nice, logic, dumb, funny, fun, boring, bored, crazy, childish, weird, unique [?], sarcastic, mean, bitchy, sexy, irresistable, rebelious, tasty [O.o], lovable, someone that can ruin your life just as easily as you can breathe air, nice, protective, verbally abusive, sweet, understanding, honest, and creepy [when I want to be]. I am worth exactly $2,698,842.00.
Food: Italian n Chinese, [fast food is just bleh]
Songz: Obsession by Frankie J and All I Do by B5...yeah their young...bite me.
Thing to do:Go out to the mall with my friendz during the afternoon & staying after at school with my guy friend Michael[<33 you =D]
Thingz to talk about: Sex, Celebritiez, Foodz, Style, Clothez, Fashion, Guyz, Moviez, and Basketball
Drink: hehe i have a lot of drinkz that i like[doesn't mean i drink too much so don't judge me on that k?K =)], so i'll say for...non alcoholic-Sprite
Clothes: mainly-South Pole, Roca Wear, Eco Red pantz, & this store at this mexican place
Moviez: White Chickz, Rush Hour 1 & 2, Shrek 1 & 2, Mean Girlz, The Grudge, Love Don't Cost a Thing & Selena
Singer: hmm you could all guess [tick tock] timez up-Usher
Band: i don't actually kno =\
Wordz: Yummy Go0diez, Whoslitch, anywhozimwhatimz, gugette[dont ask], Whatever[used that more than anything else everyday]
Guy name: Usher, Neil, Michael, Skyler
Girl name: Jen, Iris, Trish, Josie
Actor: dunno a lot i guess
Actress: Monique[she acts right?]& Gabrielle Union
Person: He should kno who he is -wink-
Placez To Go Georgia, Florida, Puerto Rico, New Jersey, Nevada, Manhatten, Bronx, Brooklyn, California, Long Island
How to make a Jennifer Rodriguez |
Ingredients: 1 part success 5 parts arrogance 3 parts beauty |
Method: Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of sadness and a pinch of salt. Yum! |