The Goof's Place

Why the hell not?

Hoggle

Mote

Tragically killed by runaway tricycle at an      early age, Hoggle was resurrected by wandering gypsies to fight for... well      mostly because they were bored.

Hoggle's Menu.

Mote's Menu

The Hell-spawn of endless genetic research      gone awry, Mote is the culmination of an experiment gone horribly, horribly      wrong.

11-24-03. Holy Crap. An Update, almost six months later. Well begging your pardon folks, but I moved. Yeah, yeah. Sue me. There's not much to the update I'm afraid, just adding on to my 'written works' section. I'm going to warn you that you might want to download the file and view it later, as the story now takes several hours to read. It's still not close to done, though. Haven't heard from Hoggle in a while, hope he knows that if he throws anything up here, he can email me and I will build some more menus for his work, it's great art, check it out. If you've already seen it, look again, it's worth it. Well, thats all for this update! TTFN!

Using his keen intellect and      his chubby fingers, Mote scarfs down endless Mentos candies in a feeble      attempt to gain the ever elusive 'cool point.'

Bestowed with an uncanny ability to actually enjoy the food at Taco Bell,      Hoggle uses his undead hands to create art for his own amusement.

Adding a mix of his bad      art and a touch of his decent writing, Mote hopes to use this webpage to...      do ... something. Ok he hasn't worked out all the details. but he's working      on it.

Tricked into uploading his excellent      artwork on this site, he now vows that Mote can't draw worth a crap. He aims      to make a fool of Mote by showing his art is much better. Which it is.

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