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TELEGRAM #1
A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,
which the father receives as "Father, your daughter has been successful in BED."
TELEGRAM #2
A husband, while he is on a business trip to a hill
station sends a telegram to his wife "I wish you were here."
The message received by wife, "I wish you were her."
TELEGRAM #3
A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to return to
her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came,
it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in
the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and
sent a telegramto her husband which reached as
"Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in
the train, gave birth to an old lady."
TELEGRAM #4
A man wants to celebrate his wife's birthday by
throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake.
The salesman asks him what
message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks
for a while and says let's put, "you are not getting older you are getting better".
The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?"
The man says, Well put "You are not getting older", at the top and "You are
getting better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake
wrapper was opened the entire party watched the message
decorated on the cake "You are not getting older at the top, You are
getting better at the bottom".
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