Seen on a bulletin board:
Sucess is relative.
More the success, more the relatives

Sign at a barber's saloon in juhu, Bombay:
We need your heads to run our business

Notice in the toilet of Nariman Point office, Bombay:
This urinal is out of order - 
please use the floor below

A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough - 
or else they will never be

Discovered written on a wall in one of Bombay's college:
Sex Appeal!!!
Please give generously!

Sign in a restaurant:
All drinking water in this establishment has been personally 
passed by the manager

Notice in barber's shop:
Haircut for Rs 8.00 Children for Rs 5.00

Seen in railway station at Patna:
Aana free, jaana free,pakdhe gaye to khana free

Sign on a famous beauty parlour window:
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your Grandmother.