80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium
for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention."

The leader says, "We are all here today to prove to
the world that blondes are not stupid. Can I have a
volunteer?"

A blonde gingerly works her way through the crowd and
steps up to the stage.

The leader asks her, "What is 15 plus 15?"

After 15 or 20 seconds she says, "Eighteen!"

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed.

Then 80,000 blondes start cheering, "Give her another
chance! Give her another chance!"

The leader says, "Well since we've gone to the trouble
of getting 80,000 of you in one place and we have the
world-wide press and global broadcast media here, gee,
uh, I guess we can give her another chance."

So he asks, "What is 5 plus 5?"

After nearly 30 seconds she eventually says, "Ninety?"

The leader is quite perplexed, looks down and just
lets out a dejected sigh -- everyone is disheartened
-- the blonde starts crying and the 80,000 girls begin
to yell and wave their hands shouting, "GIVE HER ANOTHER
CHANCE! GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"

The leader, unsure whether or not he is doing more
harm than damage, eventually says, "Ok! Ok! Just one
more chance -- What is 2 plus 2?"

The girl closes her eyes, and after a whole minute
eventually says, "Four?"

Throughout the stadium pandemonium breaks out as all
80,000 girls jump to their feet, wave their arms, stomp
their feet and scream, "GIVE HER ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE
HER ANOTHER CHANCE!"