Lots of things go on during "spring break" as the college
students let off a little steam. This one student was
arrested for indecent exposure in a field near the beach,
and was appearing before a judge.

"I plead not guilty, your Honor. I only went there to get
relieved," he testified.

"Well, I'm inclined to accept your explanation." said the
judge. "I guess some allowances must be made for
'emergencies.'"

"That's true to a point, your Honor," said the arresting
officer. "But, what about this young lady here who relieved him?"