The scene is a newspaper office. The editor says to one of his reporters: "There's a fire raging out of control west of town and I want you to get out there fast. And above all, get some good shots. If that means you have to hire an airplane, just do it. Don't worry about the expense."

So, the reporter calls the local FBO and orders a plane. He rushes out to the airport, spots a small aircraft with a young pilot in it, pulls open the door, jumps in and says to the pilot: "Let's go, take off".

As directed, the pilot takes off, gets up to altitude, and the reporter then tells him: "See that fire raging to the west? I want you to fly over that and get down as close as you can".

Incredulous, the pilot says: "You want me to fly over that fire?"
"Sure, the reporter says, I am a photojournalist and that's why I am here--to take dramatic shots of the fire!"

The pilot looks over with a quizzical look on his face and says: "You're not the flight instructor?"