A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the
first class section. The stewardess tells her she
must move to coach because she doesn't have a
first class ticket. The blonde replies, 'I'm
blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and I'm
staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.'
The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks
the woman to leave and she says 'I'm blonde, I'm
smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first
class until we reach Jamaica.'
The stewardesses don't know what to do because
they have to get the rest of the passengers seated
to take off, so they get the co-pilot. The co-
pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her
ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat
in the coach section. The head stewardess asks
the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The
co-pilot replies, 'I told her the front half of
the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica'.