Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
A: Tell her a joke on Monday

Q: If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first?
A: The brunette. After all, the blonde would have to stop and ask for 
directions.

Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear.

Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They can't find the eleven on the phone to dial 9-11.

Q: What do an intelligent blonde and a UFO have in common.
A: You often hear about them, but you never see one.

Q: How do you get a blonde to climb up on the roof?
A: Tell her that the drinks are on the house.

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?
A: Give her a pack of M&M's and ask her to alphabetize them.

Q: What are the first two things that a blonde does in the morning?
A: 1. She introduces herself. 2. She goes home.

One day, two blondes were driving to Disneyland. As they passed
through Anaheim, they saw a sign on the freeway that said,
Disneyland Left. So they turned around and went home.