Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test:
Tester: If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two rabbits,
how many rabbits have you got?Paddy : SEVEN!

Tester : No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits, and two
rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy : SEVEN!

Tester : Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, and
two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer
have you got?Paddy : SIX.

Tester : Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another
two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy : SEVEN!

Tester : How on Earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Paddy : I've already got one rabbit at home now!