Now, here are some tips for a better day at office...........
1) Form a detective agency to find out who isquitting next.
2) Have work breaks in between tea.
3) Count your fingers (and toes if you get bored)
4) Meditate.
5) Crib.
6) Crib some more.
7) Rearrange the furniture, i.e., flick someone's chair just toirritate him/her.
8) Send mails from ms-mail to your internet mailand immediately run to the internet room and see who reaches first - you or yourmail.
9) Watch other people changing their facialexpressions while working and try changing your expressions also.
10) Try to stretch status meetings as longer aspossible, just by asking silly doubts.
11) Make blank calls to your PM.
12) Have a two hour lunch, its a big socialoccasion.
13) Take up smoking, so you can have cigarettebreaks too.
14) Read jokes and send jokes.15) Revise last weeks' newspaper.
16) Sing in sync with the carpenters hammering.
17) Hold "How fast my computer boots" competitions.
18) Follow the amoeba that floats in front of youreyes.
19) Try reformatting the mainframe DASD.
20) Practice aiming the coffee cup into thedustbin.
21) Compile "How to waste your day"
22) Pick up phone and dial non existing numbers.
23) Make faces at strangers in office.
24) Make faces at your friends in office.
25) Open other people's computers on network andtry cracking theirpasswords.
26) Count the maximum number of applications yourcomputer can openat a time.
27) Improve your typing speed.
28) For Win NT/95 users: Move things to Recycle binand restorethem.
29) Look at someone & try to imagine how (s)he might have lookedwhen (s)he was 5 years old.
30) Plan to take bath.
31) Learn to whistle.
32) Make croaking noises, barking noises.
33) And if you are still getting bored, make fulluse of the comfortable chair and table provided...and take a nap.