How to be Awesome By *Omnicrone XXX*   Alright kids, here we go…I just got banned from UO, I got nothing better to do than write little essays about it. In this I will tell you how to make a character, and then a week later have him beating down other fucks townies. Ok Most people are gunna say do this do that, but keep in mind, I am the top authority of them all. If you listen to them, you will suck…a lot…and I will probably kill you. Okei, make a character…do what evere hair..skin shit yer gunna do…then Set up skills like this… 50 Healing 50 parry. Now if you aren't going to parry then fine..do magery…see if I care, I guess it will save you cash but your AR will be way lower. Now , First thing you should do is macro something to give you dex, I did snooping and muscianship, now for all you losers asking "What about my 750 skill cap thingy?" just shut up…after you don't use the skill for long enough it lowers it self when the points are needed somewhere else…now that you have 100 dex Buy some recall scrolls, or if you did magery than just one recall scroll and get to lvl 2 deciet. There is almost always a wall of newbies there working on combat ratings there so just hop on the band wagon and get goin. It will prolly take you about 3 days to gm whatever combat skill you are workin on…you really don't need anything but the weapon you are using so if you got any hiding you can prolly log there and just spend all day workin on it..let the other people heal you…why should you waste bandages?  Besides you are rarely targeted by monsters so don't bother bringing any armor , just an extra risk. Now that you are gm in what ever you were doing…beg for a gate back to town and buy magery. Move right on over to the next vendor ya see and get all the nightshade you see. Then go to the tailor and get all the thread you see turn the thread into bolts bolts to bandages…all that crap…then go…cast poison on a guild mate or a buddy o yers and cast poison on him and try to cure. If he is smart at all he will make you cast it on yourself too so he can practice cureing…now..again for all the idiots, "Can't I do it on myself?" curing yourself takes 18 seconds. Curing someone else takes 6. Which means it goes 3 times faster. 3 times faster skill gain….god you're dumb…anyway…do this a lot…get your magery up…if you have reached the highest that 3rd circle spells will bring you in magery then back to deceit cept go to lvl 3 poison pits and  walk around there so you don't have to buy reags. Now that you have 75 or 80 healing…you can work on our anatomy..just macro it..on a bear or whatever rat..really doesn't matter just do anatomy…get that high…the higher it is the better damage you do. Ok..so so far you have Gm tactics Gm combatskill Adept  healer. Whatever anatomy  45 or so magery…or 50 if you started with it… and then parry…parry is near impossible to gain… macro hiding the nights you got nothing to do….and in the mean while you can work on parry and magery. For magery just cast 4th circle to about 55 skill then 5th circle to 65….65 or 70 should all you need for emergency recalls, but for those cool dudes out ther who want to be better 77 is a good number..lets ya gate in a pinch…gotta have 40 int tho which takes from your dex and str…but worth it in my eyes. Ok..parry…for pary I have heard a lot of nonsense….the best way to get it up I have seen is earth elementals..i did earth eles to 75…then I stopped…..75 gives you high AR…ettins worked great too. Go to wrong and let 3 ettins beat the crap out of you then run away and heal. Then come back… do that a lot you'll to gm I **heard**  I havn't done it so don't blame me if I am wrong ok….now yer set buddy go out and kick ass  I got too many names to list em all but you can just thank  "Omnicrone XXX" for all of this great info. Back