| Buford T. Justice Wavs. (right click and save target as) |
| bitch.wave Buford: "You Sum BITCH!!!!" germans.wave Branford: The fact that you are a sheriff is not your means of the situation. Buford: The Goddamn germans got nothing to do with it!!!! Jr: What he say?! Buford: SHUTUP, ONE SHIT AT A TIME!!!!! Jr. Alright! piece.wave Buford: You do dat once again and I'm gonna take you apart, piece by piece! carwash.wave Buford: Hold up on that car wash white gentlemen. lackrespect.wave Buford: What were dealing with here,... is a complete lack of respect for the law. umbrella.wave Buford: You sum bitch'es couldnt close an umbrella!! possum.wave Buford: Nobody....nobody makes sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum's pecker. Jr: Except for that.. Buford: shut your ass!..... BBQ.wave Buford: I'M GONNA BARBEQUE YOUR ASS IN MOLASSES!!!!!!!!! purpose.wave Buford: I SAW THAT YOU SUM BITCH!!!!! YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!!!!! attentiongetter.wave Buford: Thats...an attention getter. bankrobbing.wave Buford (with food in his mouth): Bankrobbing!!??!!!...Bankrobbing is baby shit along side what this dude is doing! fags.wave Buford: Happens every time, one of those dancers start poontangin' around with those show folk fags!! punchmom.wave Buford: Soon as I get home the first thing I'm gonna do is punch your momma in the mouth. ass.wave Buford: Her ass was wiggling too. shit.wave Jr: What he say? Buford: SHUTUP!!, ONE SHIT AT A TIME!!! Jr: Alright! bufordtheme.wave "Buford's entrance music" play.wave Buford: And don't go home......don't go to eat.......and don't play with yourself..ha wouldn't look nice on the highway. head.wave Jr: My hat blew off daddy. Buford: I hope your goddamn head was in it! creamated.wave Jr: Damn he had alot of friends didn't he? Buford: If they had creamated the Sumvabitch, I could have been kicking up Mr. Bandits ass around the moon by now. |
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