Having a problem? A dilemma? Need some advice? Why not ask Alice! For the past six monthes Alice Hamilton has been writing the advice column "Ask Alice" for the Brushy Creek Bugle. But be warned, sometimes (sometimes) her advice is a bit...how should we say this?....odd? No, that's not quite it either. Well, hey, she's trying!

If you want Alice to help out with advice about anything just drop her a line HERE (Humorous Responses). She will send you a reply! Usually takes up to three days (maybe less...who knows with Alice!). Oh, all questions and her answers will also be posted here. You may use an alias if you'd like!

Dear Alice (hehe),
I am having a problem with my boyfriend. He wants to go all the way but I say I'm not ready. He says he wants to marry me. Should I give in since we're gonna get married anyway?

Signed Confused

Dear Confused,
No! Do not give in. Your crazy if you think he's gonna marry you. Why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free? Find yourself another guy, he sounds like a loser! Most guys are when they're young.--Alice

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Dear Alice

While out buying groceries I accidently bumped up against a large metal pillar and put a dent in my husband's car's rear fender. I told him that it happened while I was in the store that someone hit it but didn't leave a note or nothing. Should I tell him the truth? That car is his baby.
--Signed Martha B.

Dear Martha,

Have you gone insane? That's all I have to say!

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