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It's been a quiet day- not particularly nice, but not worthy enough for complaints- and you're bored out of your mind. Your trusty mouse clicks away in your quiet little mouse hole of a room and you sigh, your eyes glazing over. You somehow find this strange little site called "Hoppi's Psycho Insomnia Shangri-La!" and you are truely afraid of the author. You come across a peculiar website- even more so than the Shangri-La thing. The page fills with shiny, colorful creatures which are referred to as "Jello Elves". They seem to be attacking your screen!!! Well, okay, maybe they're just asexually reproducing and taking over, but SAME DIFFERENCE!!! Anyway, you're pretty damn scared and aren't sure what to do! You see a little link at the bottom of the page that hints to bringing you back to the home page, and you sigh with relief. But as you click your pointer on this link, you hear some jerks playing rap music outside, suddenly blasting it, making you jerk in reflex and you accidently click on a random point on the screen! . . . You look at the screen, hoping you didn't hit the banner. Well, the good news is that you didn't hit the banner and you're being sent to another page. The bad news it that you didn't hit the only other link on the page that would lead to the Shangri-La sucker. Well, now you've done it! You're screwed! What are you gonna do now?! |
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