Reasons Rednecks Love Halloween

Top Ten Reasons Rednecks Love Halloween

1. Bobbing for Redman in the toilet, great party game
2. No need to spend money on costumes
3. Easy to fool trick or treaters into thinking no one's home since there's no electricity
4. Dress up as 2 characters for the price of one, Uncle and Daddy
5. Can always go as Casper the ghost by borrowing daddy's white sheets he uses for them "special meetings"
6. Giving Trick or Treaters a treat is a breeze since Skoal Bandits came on the market
7. Always the hope the kids will bring home some of them Gummy worms to use for bass fishin'
8. Gives a whole new meanin' to the term "pump kin".
9. Great Halloween Game: Take the Tail off of Junior....(bring your Buck Knife...)
10. 3 Headed children don't get mad fun of on this night!

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