'Twas the night before Elfmas,
And all through the dorms,
The Hyper Elves were stirring,
'Cuz it was summer and warm.

And me in my elfcap,
And Megan, not in hers,
Sat listening to our TAC
Complain of "inappropriate touchers."

Then we went to bed.

When what should,
My sleeping ear hear,
But Gramley's "Scrambled Porn."
It was quite queer.

Giving up this attempt,
'Cuz sleep just ain't happenin'
On the night before Elfmas
Nobody's nappin'.

So I climbed out my window,
With a hop and no worries.
And learned an important lesson,
Don't jump off the third story.

So, I joined the other hyper elves,
At the elf cafe,
And we all planned and planned
How to spend our Elfmas day.

Some would not do homework,
but some never did.
And the savior of our Elfmas,
turned out to be the smallest kid.

He said, "Oh, my fellow elves,
Isn't there an easy way?
Isn't there a bigger reason,
For Elfmas than no work today?

The little elf was right and
All us elves could not meet his eyes.

So when we tied him up with duct tape, taped him to a trashcan and rolled him off the roof; and then threw him butt naked into the other girl's dorm,

It was quite a suprise!

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Hope your Elfmas doesn't suck!

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