BUCKWHEAT


      One day Buckwheat and Darla were in school.  The teacher said to them , "I would like to give you a spelling test now."

     She says to Darla, "Use the word DUMB in a sentence and spell it."

     "Buckwheat is Dumb!!!" ...D U M B

     "Now the word STUPID",  the teacher adds.

     Buckwheat is Stupid!!!"...S T U P I D

     "Now Buckwheat, use the word DICTATE and spell it."

     " I may be DUMB and I may be TOOPID, but Darla says my DICK TATE good...!!"