JUST MARRIED

I always asked myself what would I do without her
She is the brains of the operation and keeps us together
If my head was not attached to my shoulders, where would I be?
Probably with the pigeons, hiding under a tree
I tried to do the laundry once, but failed without a doubt

It seems at times, I even forget to put the garbage out
Hell, I even watch my wrestling, but she says it is not real
Please, don't shatter my dreams, just bring over my meal
That is why they have TV tables, so men can be served

Just know that when football is on, you better learn to swerve
So now she wants the grass cut, it is barely two inches high
"YES, DEAR!!  I heard you!"  I pretend, as I reply
My beer is getting warm now, as the sun beats down on me
I better get the dog, I think she has to pee

Off I go inside now, the vacuum calls my name
How much more can I do?  I am starting to go insane
"Change the bag, dear, it may be full."  "YES, DEAR, I know."
What should I do now and where should I go?
OH! Damn, I forgot to fold the laundry!  Will she forgive me?

Of course she will, because she loves me unconditionally
Some may think I am dead and buried
But I know different, I am...
JUST MARRIED

Joe Henn