LITTLE JOHNNY'S MATH TEST

      Little Johnny got transferred to a new school.  The teacher said to Johnny, "I want to test your math skills.  There are three birds on a fence.  The farmer comes by and shoots one bird, how many birds are left?"
      Johnny replies, "No birds." 
      The teacher says to Johnny, "Three minus one equals two.  Why did you say no birds?" 
      Johnny replied, "Everybody knows, if you shoot one bird the rest will fly away, because they're scared." 
      The teacher replies, "Mathematically you're wrong, but I like the way you think."             
      Johnny says, "I have a question for you, teach.  There are three ladies on a park bench.  All three have an ice cream cone   The first one is sucking it, the second one is licking it, the third one is biting it, which one is married? 
      The teacher gets all embarrassed it.  Finally, with hesitation, replies, "The one sucking it."
      Johnny replies, "No, the one with the wedding band, but I like the way you think."