If Jack fell down and broke his crown,
Why could he eat no fat too?
Why did the old lady swallow the fly,
If she only lived in a shoe?
Mary, Mary was contrary,
Where did she keep her lamb?
If the lttle piggies of five,
Were hungry, why roast beef instead of ham?
While little Miss Muffit sat on her tuffit,
Why didn't the spider climb up the water spout?
If little Boy Blue could not blow his horn,
Instead maybe he just wanted to shout.
But I must admit, I always did wonder
If the raindrops kept falling on your head,
Wherever was the thunder?


Joe Henn

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