TURNER BROWN


     One day a midget approached an elevator.  As he went inside and the elevator doors were about to close, these two massive hands opened the doors and A tall black man entered.  The doors closed and the man said, in a loud voice, "I am 6' 8", I weigh 350 lbs, I have a 12 inch cock and I'm Turner Brown.

     The midget passes out after hearing this.  The man picks him up and slaps him til he wakes up.  "What, did you say?  " The midget asked.

  " I am 6'8", I weigh 350 lbs, I have a 12 inch cock and I'm Turner Brown.

     MY GOD!!  I thought you said," Turn Around..."