Jubilee's Quotes

This first quote (and only this first quote) I stole from someone else’s site. If it was you, and you want it off, please e-mail me and we’ll chat. But on with the quotes!!

* Why does everyone say my name like it means shut up?

* All right, ladies, less talking, more walking. There is much shopping to be done, and not much time to do it in!

* Color me clueless.

* We don’t know this kid from the Backstreet Boys.

* I’m appalled. We’re X-Men—well, sort of—and X-Men don’t back down from a fight. X-Men don’t think that if they don’t show up, the fight won’ happen.

* When I was with the X-Men, Professor Xavier taught us the only think worse than failing is not even trying.

* Okay, that does it… The kid gloves are off!

* We’re going to have a mutant power training session in the gym? Like, we’re gonna practice fighting sentient monster basketballs from the fifth dimension?

* Eat hot pafs, creep!

* And, 3.. 2.. 1—We have a lecture!

* Oh.. my.. GOD! This place is so cool!

* Forewarned is forearmed.

* Then it’s settled. Generation X—hit ‘em where it hurts!

* Yo! Psycho-witch! Our powers work on you just fine.

* Jubilee: Paige, come on! That dress is hideous! I may just ralf all over it! What, didn’t fashion make its way to Kansas?
Paige: I’m from Kentucky.
Jubilee: Same thing.

* (Jubilee’s tied up in vines in a Krakoa simulation)
Angelo: Hey, Jubicita, did this ever happen when you were with the X-Men?
Jubilee: Shut up.

* (Jubilee and Kitty are looking at a very naked Wolverine) Jubilee: Lookit, Pryde--I know you guys were tight back in the day, and I can appreciate the relationship ya had before I showed up and utterly swiped his affections... But I prefer my Canucklehead clothed, thank you very--
(Wolverine walks by; Jubilee's eyes are decisively southward)
Jubilee: Ooyyy--*
Kitty: You were saying..?

* (From the FOX cartoon, a note Jubilee left for the X-Men) Hi! Gone to Black Sea with Colossus to stop some guy named Omega Red. Dinner's in the freezer. Have a nice day! Jubilee

* Jubilee: They probably know we’re coming, right? So we gotta do what they think we won’t do. They know we know where they are. We know they know we know that. So since they know we know what they probably know, we know what to do.

Monet: Perfect. This is ALL we need. Mission briefings by a spastic on a sugar high.

* Jubilee: Okay then, impress me, rich girl.

Monet: As I have found in the past, Jubilee, it doesn’t take much to impress you. Counting to ten without using my fingers usually suffices.

Jubilee: Funny girl. Just hit the door already.

* Since I’m such a sweetie, I figure I’ll give you goons a choice. Fork over the keys and go stand in the corner while we get everyone out of here… OR, mess with us even a little bit and we stomp all over you. THEN we move everyone out.

* Jubilee: Angelo. I need you to find the guy at the other end of that speaker. No WAY is he getting away with this.

Angelo: What? Why me?

Jubilee: Because somehow I don’t see you slapping a twelve-foot-tall cyborg to pieces with your stretchy fingers.