Okay here is a brief guide to getting to the Jungle Bar from anywhere in the world.

1. Get plenty of money,
2. Go to your local travel agents,
3. Book a nice holiday in Majorca,
4. When the time comes for your holiday go to your transportation to Majorca and get on it,
5. Once certain in Majorca get off your transportation and go through the rigmarole of getting cases going to hotels etc blah blah blah,
6. Phone for the nearest taxi rank and book a taxi to Magaluf,
7. Arrive at Magaluf and head straight for the beach and walk along to the right where a glass bottom boat is stationed,
8. Say hello to Anton and Tracey.

Note:  If you get to the Hotel Hawaii then you have gone too far just take a few steps backward and hey presto your there.
 
 

Remember Say hello to Anton and Tracey otherwise why are you on this Site and I did say Site there!!