The Jungle Bar*
Why you should come to the Jungle Bar.

1. We serve Mugs and i repeat MUGS of British tea and coffee so none of those small and worthless cup things.
2. We have the best in fun pub games such as air hockey, pool, darts and pinball machines.
3. We are totally kid friendly as we havc no dangerous balconies or terraces so you can feel safe with them in and around te bar.
4. We have a plentiful supply of British Newspapers which you can read for free.
5. Just three words, FULL MONTY BREAKFAST!!! it does exactly what it says on the tin.
6. Okay so we do other food as well, you got us there you just thought we only had breakfasts but we serve just about any othe meal that you eat during the day, go on indulge yourself.
7. We have a beach right in front of us and you know what that means, heh you alcoholic beach combers.
8. BIG SCREEN TV so good i have to say it twice BIG SCREEN TV and it shows the best tv from big footy matches to all sorts of things.
9. Anton and Tracey are there so you have no other choice than to see them, The other points are just bonusses.
10. We have direct connection to the internet and also have a website, which you will probobly be reading right now so you will know about it but, here it is anyway (oooooh ive gone crosseyed)
11.  WE ROCK NUFF SAID MATE.