The King and the Visions

In the beginning there was one word, and that word was:
"YO!" After that, countless cities arose from the earth to
fulfill their destiny, to be "yo". So said the king of
Ishmael whose pointy beard reached the floor. He had an
expression that made him look like a clown on a bad day.
As well as being the king, he was the village fortuneteller.
This is what he foretold:

Next week a rabbit will grow 20 ft. tall,
My royal advisor will run away with the village idiot,
The queen will get so mad that she'll look like a red pumpkin,
A mob of bees will attack the village,
and we will all live happily ever after.

Everyday he foretold the same tales, but none
of this ever happened. After a while, the people
ignored him, until one day.....

A rabbit 20 feet tall commanding a swarm of killer
bees had advanced on the village. At the same time,
the royal advisor ran off with the village idiot. This
made the queen mad because she had secretly loved him,
and when she got mad, she got mad. She looked like
a red balloon about to burst.

Well, it turned out that the advisor and the idiot ran into
the bunny. To get past, the advisor had to kill it. With their
leader gone, the bees turned on the running couple, which put
the village out of danger. That made the queen happy to know
that her "secret love" got punishment, and she was happy again.
Everyone decided not to tell her that the couple outran the bees
after a few miles. So the king was held in the utmost respect
after that because all his visions came true.

THE END

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