It's Too Big!
By Samantha Gold

Disclaimer: Buffy and Angel belong to Joss Whedon. I own nada.
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"So what do you think, Buffy?"

"It’s too big!"

"It’s not too big!"

"Yes it is. There’s no way I’ll fit the whole thing in my mouth."

"It’ll fit. Besides, your mouth is pretty big."

"Not that big."

"It’s not too big!"

"Angel, you won’t be able to fit that in my mouth."

"How do we know until we try?"

"I know my mouth, and that is just to big for it."

"Are you telling me that you’ve never done it before?"

"Not with one that big."

"I thought you’d want a big one."

"But that’s too big!"

"Why is it so hard for you to just try?"

"Why do you insist on getting me to put that in my mouth?"

"You know you want to."

"Oh, and you know so much about what I want?"

"Come on, Buffy! Why won’t you just eat the stupid Popsicle?"

THE END

Now what were you thinking? I know what you were thinking. Get your mind out of the gutter!