The Pillsbury DoughBoy Died Yesterday

It is with the saddest heart i pass along the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The pillbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was only 71 Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay there respects. including Mrs.Buttersworth, Hungry Jack, the california raisens, Betty Croker, The hostes Twinkees, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled hi with flours, as long time freind aunt jemina delivered the eulogy, describing the dough boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quikly in show business. but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half baked scemes. Despite being a little bit flakl at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a role model for millions. Toward the end it was thought that he would rise again but alas he was no tart. Doughboy was survived ny his wife, Play dough, two children john dough and Jane dough, Plus he had one in the oven. He is survived by his father pop tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 10 minutes

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