Redneck Medical Terms
Bacteria.................Back door to cafe
Barium..................What you do to dead folkes
Catscan.................Searching for the cat
Cauterize...............Made eye contact with her
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Coma...................A punctuation mark
Dilate...................To live longer than your kids do
Medical Staff.........A doctors cane
Hangnail.................What you hang your coat on


Tumor....................More than one
Hospital.................The biggest building in town other than Joe's feed warehouse or Franks lumber mill
Laborpain..............Getting hurt at work
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