| What Not to say to a cop |
| 1.Sorry officer i didnt realize my radar detector wasnt on 2.Arent you the guy from the village people 3.Are you Barney or Andy. 4.Your not gonna check the trunk are you? 5.i pay your salary 6.Gee Officer thats terrific the last officer only gave me a warning too 7.You must have been doin' 125 too to keep up with me, Godd job! 8.I was trying to keep up with traffic yeah i know there arent any cars around thats how far ahead of me they are 9.I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer 10.If an officer says gee you eyes look red, have you been drinking you should say gee officer your eyes look glazed have you been eating doughnuts. |