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Dateline : 02/12/2002
Self Righteous Dub gets Just Deserts

Missing Free Morman turns up in Arse End of the World

Mark Gunn, the Capital's most prolific adventurer has arrived safe and well in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Gunn - heading for Cork International Airport for a salmon dressing contest got accidentally diverted to Africa. Mistaking the Predients Suite at the main DRC Airport for the AMEX lounge Gunn tucked into the complimentary Ferrero Roche.

In an unfortunate diplomatic incident Gunn quipped that a passing Conglolese ambassador to UN was 'really spoiling him'. Intercession by some of Irelands leading pathological liars managed to have Gunn's sentence of Cooking in a Big Pot communted to a years aid work.

The soujourn in Africa has interrupted Gunn's planned attempt to make the first solo two man attempt to cross the Atlantic via handstands.