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Dateline : 02/12/2002
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Dinjo 'bobajob' Flynn of Carlow town found to his horror this week that his hip replacement , provided by the EU in February, is made of plastic bricks. "I first suspected something was wrong", says Dinjo, "while browing an online toy shop for the kids Christmas presents. I came across the ages 2 to 5 'Build Star Wars!!!' section and noticed that my hip resembled Luke Skywalkers Speeder Bike Kit, which had no figure included."

Flynn remains upbeat though, focusing on the possibilty of siting a helicopter pad, a working building site or a police station / pirate set at waist level, convenient for above-knee play on the move.

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