For the fifth quarter in a row people who are miserable are again predicting disaster.
Gloom mongers predicted last November that the end of the year would be quiet, featuring
a down turn in their general outlook.

Analysts have ascribed the accuracy of their prediction to their general demeanour and again
encourage miserable people to stop dwelling on things and get out there.

The miserable have not commented, instead retreating to dank suburban pubs to listen to the Style Council.

Happy people are reported to be optimistic.
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Miserable people Predict Disaster.

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