....Northside's mehtolated spirits crisis deepens
Raheny conspiracy loons have concluded that the absence of any evidence of government conspiracy constitutes a government conspiracy to repress evidence of govenment conspiracy.
Their last conspiracy theory suggested the secret governance of Leitrim by Freemasons. The Northsiders pointed to Leitrim people's unusual handshakes and strange walk as evidence of free-wheeling masonry. Representatives of the Department of the Environment point to Letrim people's unusual handshakes and strange walk as evidence of poor water quality and freewheeling agricultural polution. Natives of Leitrim's have responded with a combination of violent nodding and low whistling sounds.
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