Orthapaedic Break through relieves ground-huggers
Every Christmas greets us anew with the tragedy of small people starving
- for no better reason than inconsiderate normal people - friends, family,
colleagues - have inadvertenly placed all the food on high shelves.
Scientists at FAS have developed what they believe may be a solution to
the scrourge of 'little hunger'. FAS explain ; "It's very easy to
forget that the small need food - they're so weeney." "We have
plans to develop an entire range of low devices for halves - little chairs,
little tables, perhaps even little teeny houses" , "although
we've no devices to protect them from dogs, bold children and really ****ing
big mutant insects".
FAS have named their potentially life-saving device 'Big Boots'. "Essentially they're big boots", they explain. "We've taken a conventional boot, made it very big, and attatched pairs of them to the end of some little'uns". Although details are scare , we have been provided with advanced, near to final technical drawings.
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