Today the Republic of Ireland soccer squad announced, exclusively to the
LBN, their withdrawl from the next world cup.
Citing differences of opinion over Terence Trent Darby's 1985 'Wishing
Well' the squad will take part in individual World Cup events including
:
-Uphill Poetry
-Relay plumbing
-Chin-stroking
-Aerial Chin-stroking
-Gritty fly-on-the wall documentary foursoome
-Naked costume drama.
-Fish Smuggling
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