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Biotech Division puts Mockers on Gravity Benders
After the scientific dangers revealed in 1969's smash hit film 'The Omega Man' starring Charlton Heston, LBN's crack bio-tech dividion have cautioned scientists 'to catch themselves on'.
Of recent years research into the human genome, proteomics and 'atoms'
has advanced to a point where LBN specialists fear the accidental zombification
of the ordinary man in the street. Citing examples such as Galway, 'The
Night of the Living Dead', 'Swamp Thing' and 'Swamp Thang' (the 1970's
funk remake) the LBN team propose a more cautious approach to meddling
with the Universe.
Specifically they have renamed Biology as 'Things Man Ought Wot Naught
Of'. Research in physics will be limited to establishing what's behind
the magic of Paul Daniels. Early studies indicate not a lot.
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