Topical LBN information until IS hire decent security bods :

Necrotechnologomnicon - the book of all Evil

-the following words and expressions obserrved to be in use amongst the sales community have been proscribed by the technical community :

1. "lightweight java wrapper"
2. "Websphere Hammers (sic)"
3. "does that resonate with anyone?"
4. "can I upgrade that question?"
5. "dynamic java"
6. "a pig with lipstick is still a pig"

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