Quotes that could only have come from anime...


"Excel just wishes that she had a DVD player instead of a coffee can filled with gravel. Hey, Ilpalazzo, just who does a girl have to sell her unmentionables to to get some personal electronics around here?" Excel, Excel Saga

"If you don't stop dying like that you're really gonna get dissected one day!" Excel, Excel Saga

"Ai, Kami-sama, when I'm reborn please let me be an only child!" Dortin, Orphen

"Please, Mr. Rocks Row, you must tell me how to save Azalea!" Orphen, Orphen

"Ugh, I feel awful. Like that time I ate dirt." Volcan, Orphen

"Hiten Mitsurugi Style Umbrella Drop!!!" Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin

"Carrots, huh? It's hard to believe you'll be a spaceship when you grow up." Tenchi, Tenchi Muyo!

"Curse your tomboy ways Tenjou Utena! One day I'll find an elastic wrap that you can't possibly gnaw through and then I'll sacrifice you to the glory of big brother!" Kiryuu Nanami, Utena


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