Funny Stuff!

A brunette, redhead, and a blonde went to a
fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy
lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies room and found a
strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, "Welcome to the
ladies room. Be sure to check out our
newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something
truthful, you will be awarded with a wish.

But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked into
the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette
said, "I think I'm the most beautiful of us three" and in an instant she
was surrounded by a pile of money.

The redhead stepped up and said "I think I'm the most talented of us
three" and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Lexus in her hands.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde
looked into the mirror and said, "I think..." and 'POOF' she was promptly
sucked into the mirror.

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN

Compliment her,
Respect her,
Honor her,
Cuddle her,
Kiss her,
Caress her,
Love her,
Stroke her,
Tease her,
Comfort her,
Protect her,
Hug her,
Hold her,
Spend money on her,
Wine and dine her,
Buy things for her,
Listen to her,
Care for her,
Stand by her,
Support her,
Go to the ends of the Earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN

Show up naked,
Bring food.

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