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| ~ Beer, Stoagies, and Ask the Tenda' ~
A nice cigar and a cold beer. Is there anything more relaxing after a hard day than a smoke and glass of suds? We don't think so, and this is our section for some of the fine brands you may find at Whitey's Pub on any given day... |
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| All Shore Inc 440 North Elmwood, Marlton, NJ 08053 (856) 596-5000 We found this company to be Rude, Late, and Overcharged the Pub for AC repair. Not only that, but their work only lasted 3 weeks, so throw inMisdiagnosed as well. DO NOT CALL this company for service. Click onname above for a copy of the letter these douchebags didn't respond to. |
| Jake's Dog Training Williamstown Road and Main Street (856) 728-5501 Sometimes you root for a local business to succeed, and are then let down. Thus the case with Jakes, who completely blew off appointments, returned no phone calls, then had the nerve to get mad at the Pub for demanding back our prepaid money. |
| Hitachi DVD/VCR (DV-PF33U) Simple put, these Hitachi DVD players suck.ld, DVD crapped out and service call at $100 only recourse. |
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| Street Road, Bensalem (PA) Want to wait in line for a really long time, no matter what you are looking to purchase? This store sucks ass! A five minute minimum wait every time. |
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| Weed Whacker Nylon Blade Attachment Does a nice job with grass, weeds, landscaping edging. Even blew a hole thru our basketball water base. If you'd like to spend triple the time edging, and break your shit too, but one of these. |
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| Page Two Rumblings... Welcome to Page Two of Whitey's Pub. We're really not sure what a Page Two is supposed to accomplish, other than some additional space for all the crap that wouldn't fit on Page One. On this page we'll throw down some dirt of what is going on, continue to build some of our favorites and encourage our readers to supply their own for debate. The bottom of the page will be our favorite monthy photos that we will rotate in and out from time to time. That's about all for now...tal cocktail! Whitey. |
| The Best Photos of 2005 |
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| "Captain CJ" (August ) Sometimes a photo warms the heart. Sometimes it works artistically. In the case of this photo, taken during CJ's first ever canoe trip (River Trash Jr), it does both. |
| "We Are Family" (July) This shot captures the family essensce of Whitey's Pub, and also gives you an insiders look at fashion. Casual Joey, Nana with the sweater over the top, Justiney's 2nd of 4 outfits very summerlike, the dress casual of Linda and Pooh, and the latest Paris summer look of Denise. |
| "Nose to Nose" (September) This photo actually nominated by Pete, the tan dog on the right. It encapsulates the new friendship between man's best friends of Ammo and Peter. |
| "DECK TOUR" (October) Okay, maybe it isn't Deck on stage, but this is one ass kickin' photo by TC, who saw U2 during their 2nd go-around in Philly. Later in the evening, the Boss joined the boys from Ireland, further infuriating Whitey who forgot to get tickets. |
| "Comeback Player of the Year" (August) That is Ed Sites, the newest Pub Hall of Famer in the cycling gear. Not the best picture in the world, but a nice tribute to the guy in the yellow hair who would do anything for you. Still walking off the broken ankle. |
| "Peace" (November) A mother and son in a nice peaceful moment, and one of the Pub's first snapshots of Joshua. We think it is November, but if not mommy will email the pub to let us know of the correction. We will post said email as well. |
| "Pub Goggles" (December) Sometimes a photo isn't very good at all, and still interesting. That is the case with Pub Goggles. It was a moment of silliness with Pub Hall of Famers JayRoam, Charlie, Whitey and TC. We dubbed it a view thru Chip's glasses earlier in the year. |
| "40" (June) A snapshot of a moment in time for G Halv, shown here blowing out his candles in front of family and friends, okay maybe just family, at his 40th surprize birthday party. Later in the season, G will celebrate Whitey's 40th by jumping out a perfectly good aircraft in October. |
| "64 Miles Away" (June) A nice look at the Philadelphia skyline, prior to our three heros (JayRome, TC, & Whitey) biking 64 miles to Mays Landing in the fight against cancer. One of the years best accomplishments, and a must do for 2006. |
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| "G" (May) Hey, how'd this get here?! Don't take this the wrong way. This photo of G in a racecar is on the list because it is very colorful. His mug nearly cost it a spot on the list, but we figured some of you crafty Pubreaders could do a little cut and paste of your own. |
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| Music, TV, and the Silver Screen Favorites |
One of our newer sections dedicated to all those that make Whitey's Pub the special place it is. Perhaps you will qualify for immortality, check out how! |
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| Let the buyer beware... |
| Proof of our Doom... Here is current proof that we are heading to hell in a handbasket (whatever that means). Please vote for which chair you feel is the ugliest. |
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| A. Complete Discrace Recliner |
| B. Smells |
| C. Deteriorating Fabric Look |
| D. "The Fugitive" One armed office chair |
| E. The Slow Sinker |
| G. Methane Power Also serves as medical chair for recent hemoroid op. |
| F. The Myster Stain "When not knowing is good enough." |
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| ~ Whitey International Speedway ~
AFX, Tyco, Tomy, and a whole lot more. Check in often to see how the Speedway is playing, who's got a hot garage, and what's for sale at the Pub's passion page for slot car racing. New pictures and information on the South Jersey Racing Circuit too! |
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