Violets are blue
Roses are Red
Make me a sandwich
before I stab you in the head
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Roses are red
Grass is Green
Put the kids up for adoption
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Blow me
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I once knew a girl from North Carolina
And when she walked
A strange sound came from her vagina
So somebody asked about the sound coming from her ass
She replied it couldn't feel finer
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't lend money
To a frickin Jew
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As I sit in this smoky room
I hold in my hand a bloody broom
I do not use this broom to clean or sweep
But to shove it in your asshole nice and deep
In and out thrusting oh so quick
Reeming your anal walls with my splintered prick
And so I hold this broom at last
To remind me of your swollen ass
And your muffled, gurgled cries
I lick the blood dripping down your thighs
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"Rollin' Wit Tha Fatty"
This mornin when I woke
Scratched my balls and then I choke
Make my coffe, have a smoke
Roll up a fatty then I toke
It hasn't been too long that I'm awake
Roll another fatty then I bake
How many more hit can I take
To the neck it's piece of cake
It's 2:00 and I had no lunch
I think it's cause I smoked so much
To get all my shit done I got to rush
But first I'll smoke another dutch
The dutchie went straight to my head
My arms and legs feel filled with lead
When my wife comes home I'll be dead
Cause I've been smoking and didn't make the bed
When some people come here to roll
We light it up and pass the bowl
It's so good you'll sell your soul
Hammered down cause that's our goal
