Name: Benjamin J. Ely
Age:
24
Citizenship:
Guitar
Influences:
The Greatful Dead, The Doobie Brothers, The Allman Brothers, Bob Marley, The whole damn Marley Family, Everyone in Jamaica and Columbia, and Robert Downey Jr.
Quote: "Huh?!?"
Ben is recognized for his dedication to unblemished personal hygiene. Though often homeless or lying in the gutter, Ben strives to always look his best and represent what citizens of this city SHOULD stand for... Rock and roll. Along with hygiene, Ben, though usually relaxed, can become uncontrollably violent at the drop of a pin and reign unholy destruction on his surroundings. It is with these redeeming qualities that we the people would like to recoginize Ben as a model citizen.
(NOTE: Due to the violent nature of these bio's, stunt doubles were used in this particular photo shoot. None of the stunt doubles were harmed in the making of this webpage, and photos of the real Model Citizens will be added later with the use of computers as soon as technology is available. Thank you.)