Name: David G. Janssen Age: 28 Citizenship: Guitar Influences: Skynard Quote: "FREE BIRD DUDE!"

"Damnit Dave" often noticed for impeccable charm, "Damnit" has shown us how hard work and dedication can often lead to very little. His hatred for the general populous is unmatched. Along with his contributions to rock and roll, "Damnit" can often be found assisting in the destruction of the American government as we know it. We the people would like to recognize "Damnit Dave" as a model citizen.

(NOTE: Due to the violent nature of these bio's, stunt doubles were used in this particular photo shoot. None of the stunt doubles were harmed in the making of this webpage, and photos of the real Model Citizens will be added later with the use of computers as soon as technology is available. Thank you.)