Alexia Vs the biscuit tin (part 3)

In the biscuit tin is 100 questions. 20 are drawn at random. Alexia must answer all 20 questions. Among the selection, there has to be at least one of the following:
*A tough cookie- a very difficult question!
* A jammy dodger- a question of a saucy nature!
Also in the tin are several "double A sides" these are double questions. One of these does not have to be drawn.


1) If you could swap places with anyone, who would it be?
     If I could I would swap places with my cat! I’d love to be able to sleep as much as I wanted and find an owner willing to feed me all of my favourite dishes (sardines and anchovies). Live outside together with my cat friends. Although I wouldn’t like to be in my cat’s paws today as there was a visit to the vet. But then again, you need to have a check-up every now and again.

2) What brand of toothpaste do you use?
      Toothpaste with fluoride and bicarbonate of soda.

3) Why does the moon change shape at various times?
      Because it’s very moody!

4) Should boys play with Action man and girls play with Barbie?
      Yes, because you can imagine that they are real people and you can do anything you like with them.

5) Have you ever had a dream about someone famous?
      No, never! But my sister says it’s happened to her!!

6) Who would you least like to be stuck in a lift with?
      I’d rather not say!

7) What was your nickname at school?
      Ale! People still call me it today.

8) What do you wear in bed?
      Pyjamas!

9) JAMMY DODGER! How many times have you been in love?
     Oh! I’ve been  in love lots of times. However, I think just once in the real sense of being in love.

10) Who did you last have an argument with?
       I had an argument with a driver who had the sign “Give Way” and didn’t give it to me!

11)  DOUBLE A SIDE featuring a TOUGH COOKIE!!
a) Have you ever burped in an embarrassing place?
     No!
b) Have you ever had head lice?
      No, never!

12) Finish this sentence: “The worst thing I…”
       The worst thing I’ve ever done is to have dreamed to not have a voice. It   happens to me when I have to sing in front of people or when I eat heavily!

13) What would you call your kids?
        I don’t know really, perhaps Tweedeldum and Tweedledee!!!

14) Have you ever felt like you were completely mad?
        Sometimes, when I’m just so tired I don’t understand anything that’s going  on. But I think that I’m quite a balanced person.

15) What time do you go to bed?
        Every evening I tell myself to go to bed early, then I start to follow a programme or film on the T.V. and then I end up going to bed after  midnight!

16) If you could be an animal what would you be?
       A cat!

17) Why do spiders have eight legs?
       In order to run faster so as not to be squashed with our feet!!!

18) What last made you really angry?
       I had too much to do all of a sudden and I wasn’t able to organise anything- I love to be able to do things carefully.

19) When was the last time you caught the bus?
       I didn’t have enough petrol and ended up having to get the bus!

20) What’s your favourite season?
        Spring.


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