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It's not natural. All these cows and sheep being fed the carcasses of other cows and sheep. It's not right that animals should eat the dead bits of other animals. They should only eat the dead bits of their own species. Look at humans! We only eat the dead bits of... no, wait, that's cannibalism, isn't it? We don't do that, do we? We eat cows and fish and lizards and all sorts. In that Indiana Jones film, people ate monkeys. I don't think we should do that. The thing is, right... if we eat other animals and then get diseases, we've only got ourselves to blame. Maybe we should all become vegetarians and only eat kidney beans and lentils. Mind you, me and Caroline (my sister) once went to this vegetarian restaurant and all they fed us was spinach. I mean, I like spinach and all, but not as the main meal. Maybe a side serving of spinach. That would be alright. And then I wouldn't get foot and mouth or BSE or anything. Great.