The Strangely Alluring World of HANDICAPPED PETS

Remember that Hot Chocolate song "It started with a kiss"? Well, this started with an email.

From:  "www.HandicappedPets.com"   To:    "dubiousness@thenoshow.co.uk" Subject:  What if your pet became handicapped?  Date:  Sat, 14 Apr 2001 17:16:56   It's sad, but many pet owners will 'put down' their pets when the animal becomes injured or too old to get around easily. Sometimes, there's no need. www.HandiCappedPets.com offers information, products, and support for Handicapped Pets. We have wheelchairs, Carrying Harnesses, Doggie Diapers, Ramps, Books, Homeopathic Medicines, support groups, and much more. We also have a full compliment of links to all the information you will need, low-cost pet food, medicines and supplies. Your pet can live a long, happy, healthy life. If this message has reached you in error, my apoligies. Please reply with "Remove" in the subject line.

Intrigued and disturbed in equal measures by this message with its inaccurate spelling, this seemed like my cup o'tea. (Hey! I knew his Irish brother Mick O'Tea... lovely bloke... polished telephone boxes... Anyhoo...) I duly proceeded to www.handicappedpets.com, not really knowing what lay in wait for me. Well, what lay in wait for me was big, hairy, with sharp pointy teeth and two wheels.

At this precise moment, I realised this was the site for me. Especially when there was a clickable link on a page which simply stated...

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Back to index, I've seen enough of this dogsonwheels@thenoshow.co.uk No Show Productions (c) 2001