HILLARY WOODS
out of JJ72
This is your shrine!

Oh Hillary.
You are so much to me.
You make me feel... groovy.
(sorry, Hillary, that bit was stolen from Wild Thing. By the Troggs. Er... crashing on...)
When I saw you at the Cavern,
Your hair was a different colour to what it is in these pictures.
I do not care.
Terry says you aren't all that.
I do not care.
Oh Hillary...
www.jjseventytwo.co.uk
is a fan site of your band.
They said about you...
"Mark and Feargal got together
and asked Hillary if she'd like to join their band
even though she'd never played bass before!!!"
It confirmed my suspicions.
They only want you for your beauty
not for your bass-playing talent.
And to that I say...
Er...
Fair do's, actually.
Will you come and live in a house with me?
We can grow pot-plants
And then play Swingball.
It will be fun.
Oh yes.
Goodbye, my love...
Forever....

Ahahahahaha!

Oh, sorry, that was not meant to be scary.
Do not quake so, oh Woods-child.

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