"And they went in unto Noah into the ark, 

two and two of all flesh,

wherein is the breath of life."

                                             -- Genesis 7:15

HOW DID NOAH DO AT THE DOOR?


Noah: Good Morning. MY name is Noah and I am calling...
Householder: (Interrupting) Look, make it quick, will you Pal? I am busy eating and drinking.
Noah: Well, I will be brief then, I am calling on you and your neighbours to discuss world conditions. What do you feel is the most urgent prolems we face today?
Householder: Well, first of all, it never rains.
Noah: Well, yes, that's because...
Householder: And second of all, we have a public eyesore in the neighbourhood.
Noah Oh Really? What is it?
Householder: Some religious nut on the other side< of the hill is building this great boat of some kind. True, everybody like to tinker on weekends, but this guy is going overboard.
Noah: Strange you should mention "Overboard".
Householder: What?
Noah: Oh, Nothing
Householder: Look Mr. Noah, I admire your zeal and devotion, but I have had discussions with members of your family before and I am not interested. Besides, I am busy getting ready for my daughter's wedding. You should see the guy she is marrying. Wow!! He must be nine feet tall. His name is Nephilim...Martin Nephilim. You should see the size of shirt he wears. I'd be swimming in it.
Noah: Funny you should mention swimming.
Householder: What?
Noah: Oh. Nothing.
Householder: (continuing) And you should see the honeymmon they are taking. Forty fun-filled days and forty exciting nights on scenic Mount Ararat. It should be nice if the weather stays as it is.
Noah: I wouldn't count on it.
Householder: What?
Noah: Oh, nothing. (Noah leaves)
Householder: (to wife) What a strange guy that was at the door
Wife: Who was that, Dear?
Householder: Don't know. Some preacher of righteousness. He sure smells like animals.
Wife: Well, maybe he owns a pet shop.
Householder: could be. Are you ready to go to the wedding?
Wife: Yes, I'm ready. Say dear, I haven't seen you with that hat before.
Householder: I know, but it sure looks like rain.





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